Scout and I are working on our relationship.
He likes to chew on artificial pine, climb to the highest point in any room and knock off of every surface anything not nailed down. I like going home to find things where I left them and love the idea of not having a cat that swings from light fixtures like a little monkey.
So we’re going to compromise. We’ll do things his way.
For real guys, there is no compromise with a cat, especially an eight month old kitten with the playfulness of a baby and the strength of a small tiger.
He’s my little panther.
I lost him the other night. Searched the entire house until making it to the laundry room where I heard a faint jingle. And then up popped his little head!
Like a jack–in-the-box!
He’s cute, right? Of course, I didn’t think he was so cute the previous night when he was knocking vintage items off the top of my kitchen cabinets like a little maniac.
But he is a cat and cats weren’t designed to be down low. They are tiny little killing machines meant to climb high, hide stealthily, sharpen their claws and do as they please.
So instead of trying to stop what I call bad behavior, the new goal is to provide alternate opportunities.
Can you tell I work in marketing? I’m pretty good with a positive spin if you give me a minute to think it through.
So he wants to be up high? I’ve made the top of the linen closet comfortable for him. It’s the highest structure in the bathroom so he can survey his kingdom any time he likes.
If I’m foolish enough to leave a remote control or book on the coffee table, there’s no reason to believe it will be there when I come home. That’s just silly on my part as it is a cat’s duty to knock these things on the floor.
Those top shelf red containers in the laundry room will never have anything inside them because they provide a comfortable, warm and high place for a catnap and this seems to prevent him from trying to wiggle into an old wardrobe in that room or from climbing onto the clean towels in the linen closet. If he wants to roll around in my dirty clothes basket, who am I to argue? He’s not hurting anything.
However, we do have real and serious issues. For example, he chews on and tries to eat every bit of artificial pine in the house and most of the silk vines and flowers. All along, I’ve been scheming to design a Christmas tree situation that he can’t destroy but there’s little I can do about him trying to eat something he cannot digest.
Goodbye Christmas tree! Maybe we can revisit this next year…..
Anyway, the compromising seems to be going well. As long as Scout continues to get everything he wants, we should be fine!
Have a cat story to share? I would love to hear! Have you ever tried giving them a pot of fresh grass to distract them from eating artificial pine? This is my last resort.